this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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Someone hasn't had a girlfriend
Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.
Holy damn, and the upvotes.. You guys must like the fishy smell. What the heck
Dude it's okay, just take the L and say you don't know how vaginas work.
Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.
Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you're worried they'll smell like rotting eggs if you don't, I'm not your mum.
Got ‘em!