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So you don't have a doctor's note? (lemmy.world)
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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I really wish women could just say "how dare you!"

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

Spot fucking on! Rest in power Andre ✊

[–] MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's fucking hilarious!