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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
  • me, an ice cube
  • want to see the outside
  • the door opens and i get picked
  • exited i try to look around
  • get dropped on the floor, still exited
  • get kicked under the fridge
  • enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor