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TranscriptionThe GM: *Makes a clearly overpowered monster, intending for the party to flee.*

The Party:

[Picture with the text "Hit him with your crossbow Steve!" overlaid, of a large octopus/squid-like creature with tentacles raised out of the ocean. It towers over a pair of humanoid figures, one holding a staff in one hand and pointing at the squid with the other, the other person aiming a crossbow at it.]

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

“While it is usually immune to nonmagical damage from +0 bolts, because you rolled a 20, the kraken will recognize you next time you’re nearby. It is currently too busy gleefully dismembering dozens of legendary adventurers to respond to your provocation. The captain, noticing that the titan’s gaze is fixed directly upon you, has put it to a vote whether to toss you off the ship. 0 damage, by the way.”

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago

"Shoot him again Steve!"

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago

okay, the Kraken takes 1 damage.

* Laughs in Pathfinder 2 level scaling.