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[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That jail has killed at least 7 people this year by the way.

The DOJ was investigating the OKCPD, but 47 nixed that. Can’t investigate or press charges when a cop beats the shit of an elder Asian man, ofc.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

It’s great! If they ever pick me up for having the “wrong” maker on my drivers license, I’m sure that they’ll treat me with dignity and respect.