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use coagulants to avoid bleeding
Coagulants are present in blood, how much blood should i add to each wash?
if you give enough the hospital will give you a clean robe, so no need for laundry.
unless you're in the land of the free, I'm which case it'll be 20,000$
Oh so if i give them blood they'll give me free stuff, but when i give them a bag of five kidneys all i get are questions about where i got them from, sheesh
if you give them a pint, they give you a cookie,
if you loose a few more, you get an overnight room and board.
Sandpaper your chest and then climb into the washing machine, that should be plenty.