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[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meh, I think the concept of interfacing directly with the brain is really interesting, I just don't know if an Elon company is the one I want doing it.

Of course I'd rather have a brain interface that I didn't have to implant though.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even if it's not Elon Musk. Do you want to have brain surgery every 2 years to implant a new chip because the old one is obsolete?

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, the tech needs to be developed such that regular surgery is unnecessary.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I agree, but even if I did have to replace it, say, once a decade, it would make the surgery much more likely to be a success. When you can control the restriction of blood flow using the bodies own mechanisms, shut off the immune response within that area to remove rejection, and control the pain with targeted painkillers all automatically, the chances of dying on the table go away down. Not to mention the possible benefits of controlling your perspective of time, controlling emotions, having a perfect memory, being able to experience perfect VR, being able to remotely control machines, learning instantly via a download, automated control of replacement/additional limbs, and elimination of exhaustion all make it pretty attractive.

[–] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'd be completely fine with a usb port in the back of my skull to update it /s

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And now you need to replace usb-c with usb-d, unless you just bought an iPhone 30 then you need a thunderstorm cable (modeled after Steve Jobs dick).

[–] lars@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

my USB-i’s are up here

[–] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's an impressively small connector!

Ahh a micro-p connector! It’s essentially a smooth surface with a small nub.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would I be able to use my body as a generator to have my movement create electricity to charge my phone?

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If so I am all for it. Just moving my charging mussle.

[–] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

New green initiative! Jerk off to save the world!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it was from Apple, you'd end up with all your body parts as dongles. Including, uh, your dongle.

[–] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree that the concept is interesting, but honestly the damage that could be done with something like that is just not worth it.

With corporate greed you can't be sure what weird step they decide to do next. And everything they do directly affects you. Not to speak of the possibility of getting hacked and having a weird version of the bee movie play in your head on loop.

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine ransomware for your memories

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Either I cough up significantly more resources than I have, or they take decades of trauma away from me forever?