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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon misses the classic design (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Because you have to learn to use a sling and if you're not good you're much more likely to blow yourself up.

You could probably come up with a more idiot friendly version though some kind of fabric sock where you just launch the whole thing

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

What if we made a tube to launch the grande, and powered it by a small amount of propellant?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's why you practice with rocks. Like what slings originally did.

[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So which existing training should we cut to make time for sling practice?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Do we really need them to be able to read?