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Life at 40 (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lord743@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd rather be isolated than dead.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not saying I'd rather be dead (oftentimes I would), but there's some things money, time, and success can't fix. Like for example: if you fuck a goat, you are a goat fucker for life.

[–] grober_Unfug@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whose life though? If all people are dead who knew about the goat fucking, then you might lose that „title“. ;)

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Plus if you get dementia. But there would have to be always a trace, right?

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Depends. Will I still have my glasses, now that I have time to read all the books in the library?