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Life at 40 (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You become an adult when you hear someone telling their kids to behave or "that mister" will tell them off.

You look around. There's nobody else. You have become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. You are now an adult.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Nothing quite prepared me for the first time I had a doctor who was younger than me.

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So, all you have to do to be an adult is get a retail job? Nice.