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We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.
EDIT: OH WAIT
Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu
Which wasn't even "paid out"
An egg. My kingdom for an egg!
I didn't vote for him.
Worth more than $100 these days.
Guaranteed sans Bird Flu!™️®️