Writing Prompts

Aight this is the worst thing I've ever written and close to the worst I've read. I'm sorry.

Words of power streamed from the mouth of a man whos neck was adorned by a scraggly beard.
$ sudo dd count=10G if=/dev/zero of=/dev/block/nvme0n1

and a wall of emptiness was brought forward from the sacrificial drive haphazardly thrown behind him. This ought to hold them off for some time, though he knew the enemy could not be beaten. He may be of the order of arch, taught by the way, but the monster behind him was something greater. For they were schooled in the use flags of gentoo. This delay came at a cost however. That drive held his windows install and nolonger could he summon his waifu from genshin impact held to the OS by the binding of Anti-Cheat.

$arp -e
Address          HWtype  HWaddress             Flags Iface
192.168.0.112		     (incomplete)                virbr0
192.168.0.103    ether   10:e6:25:4a:24:35     C     wlan0
192.168.0.35     ether   a3:8e:32:3f:4e:42     C     wlan0
_gateway         ether   3e:a4:24:b4:2a:44     C     wlan0
192.168.2.89     ether   43:bb:74:5b:17a:4b    C     wlan0

His enemy was still there, but a thought occured. With such an in depth install method what if their ssh agent is running? Could he guess their password? Their username must be the same as on The Grand Forum

$ssh femboi69420@192.168.0.103 

Welcome UwU
[femboi69420 ~]$_

Foolishly, the man smiled thinking he may win. No password, he thought? The wall he built came crashing down as the cat eared creature strides forward. Playfully, the maniac in pink pastel sent off a forkbomb :(){:|:&};: boosting the confidence of an already doomed neckbeard. He thought this person an idiot for there was now a limit to forks a proccess can make and easily killed the proccess. Thinking this his chance he went for the killshot.

On the connected server he ran the forbidden command. Power seeping from the fingertips drenched in cheeto dust with a smirk only seen before when following the 34th rule.

$sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

femboi69420 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

"OwO I dwidn't thwink yowd be tis stuupid 5head" a statement from a genuinely surprised and well dressed maniac

His smirk faded to terror knowing what would happen. Dropping to his knees he didn't hear his system logs announcing the connection of his end. Reported to who? He knew that well. The installation wizard. She would not abide.

The cold hand of death upon his shoulder he knew this wouldn't be painless.
#cat /dev/random >> /dev/sda

Each bit of his being was shredded haphazardly piece by piece with a pace he had never known in life. His last thoughts turning to meaninglessness.

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The mangled corpse of the cat boys prey sits idle in the snow. One last insult falls from the lips of a demon in a pencil skirt.

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