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It's the rosaries, they look too much like anal beads
First you are at a rosary necklace level, next thing you know you are akuma necklace level and are getting pull started like an 80's weed wacker by a bear dressed like Winnie the Pooh. Many such cases.
That's not what they're for?
Either way they elicit an "oh my god"
Coward /s
I'm not afraid of God for the same reason I'm not afraid of the Easter Bunny
Because they're both chill af, and forgave you for that thing you did that time, right?
Right..?
Because I killed and ate them
Mmmmm chianti.
They make those