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Anon is not a merciful cod (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Be me working at gamestop
>parent asks for a game called "cod"
>tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" 
there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have
>have ton of copies in the back
>we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free
>she buys three brand new copies of this game
>she comes back after christmas
>all three copies have been opened
>no refund because you opened them 
>a kid out there received 3 copies of a fucking fishing game for Christmas

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Who opened the games?

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The kid desperatly hoping it was a joke.

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago

3 times

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

The GameStop employee

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who was dog?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh my god, bear was dog, how can that be?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Blows my mind how many people remember that shitty clerks cartoon