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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'm gonna go buy a copy of Linux

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

I will sell you my copy. DM me, I'll give you a deal

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

buy

What is this word?

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

I miss boxed copies of Linux $50 and you got a thick book with it.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I, too, shoplift my install USB’s. /s

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Raw dog PXE boot over the fucking internet

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Memorize the kernel, stick your dick in the PCIe slot, I N S T A L L

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 7 hours ago

(hard)drive it like you stole it