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Trump adds a new piece of art to the Oval Office - a statue of himself moments after the assassination attempt in Butler (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] sfled@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The way the tissue regenerated was miraculous, wasn't it? No ragged gaps, no scar tissue...

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

It's hard for me to believe that he was hit by a bullet, but the hypothesis that he was hit by glass from the teleprompter seems plausible. Cuts from sharp objects heal a lot more quickly and cleanly.