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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope Obama wins the presidency back via the traditional leadership challenge of Hell In A Cell and then puts this statuette up his bum on live TV.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I hope we don't have to deal with anyone that wants to serve three terms.