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JB Pritzker Warns Illinois to Hide Their Pets as Kristi Noem Comes to Town - Jezebel (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Hide your pets, Noem's on the loose!

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 31 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Someone needs to take her out to the gravel pit.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 15 hours ago

I heard she bites

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