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God should've showed up and demanded judgment by a jury of his peers, and then gotten a mistrial since no peers would exist (assuming we're going with the Christian God here)
Cut to Zeus, Loki, Krishna, a golden calf, Jupiter, and the Sun bitching about jury duty while the pope wishes he had just settled because this was going to hurt the bottom line.