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[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

I know this is for fun, but as general advice to the homies, if a language or system is doing something you didn't expect, make sure to look at the documentation

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/parseInt

This will save a lot of time and headaches

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 7 hours ago

oh god the reason is even stupider then I expected

Because large numbers use the e character in their string representation (e.g., 6.022e23 for 6.022 × 1023), using parseInt to truncate numbers will produce unexpected results when used on very large or very small numbers. parseInt should not be used as a substitute for Math.trunc().

[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Holy fuck that is long. When the documentation for the integer parsing function is 10 pages long, there's something seriously wrong with the language

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is it? I've seen longer articles for C# and not as many complaints about it.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago

Probably not an article about integer parsing, though. If the docs are that long, then because Microsoft does have a tendency to be overly verbose for things they think you need, just to have no docs for the stuff you actually need.

For reference here's the relevant rust docs.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_least_astonishment

...and of course JS made it into the examples, how could it not:

A programming language's standard library usually provides a function similar to the pseudocode ParseInteger(string, radix), which creates a machine-readable integer from a string of human-readable digits. The radix conventionally defaults to 10, meaning the string is interpreted as decimal (base 10). This function usually supports other bases, like binary (base 2) and octal (base 8), but only when they are specified explicitly. In a departure from this convention, JavaScript originally defaulted to base 8 for strings beginning with "0", causing developer confusion and software bugs. This was discouraged in ECMAScript 3 and dropped in ECMAScript 5.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Okay but this documentation is obviously wrong from the first sentence

The parseInt() function parses a string argument and returns an integer of the specified radix

Integers don't have radices. It should read:

The parseInt() function parses a string argument representing an integer of the specified radix and returns that integer.

~~Either way, I still don't understand the behaviour in the image.~~ nvm, thanks m_f@discuss.online

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I'd advise to always look into the corresponding documentation before using something from any library.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

But I'm too busy being confused by the behaviors of libraries I previously didn't read the documentation for, to read the documentation for every new library I adopt.

(This is sarcasm...mostly.)

[–] bisserkr@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

I'll go with 5 hours of debugging, thank you very much!