I have an uncle who used to tell stories about how when he was in the Army, they would have drug dogs come in to find everyone's stash, so he and the other pot smokers would mix their ashes in with the floor wax, They'd then use the special wax in patches.

So the dog would come in, and then alert on the floor 6 feet from the door. And again out in the middle of the room. Then again by the wall with nothing on it.

And then by the fishtank where the stash was actually hidden.

The other benefit of mixing the ash into the floor wax as that they could then use that wax everywhere. They once used it in the lobby of the kennels.

The thing that put an end to it all was piss testing. Once that started, the game was over.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

My sperm donor told me that when he was in the army (court ordered for dealing drugs) he would mix cocaine with salt and spread it into the carpet to burn out the dogs noses.

I don’t talk to him anymore.. not a great person.

[–] MrSnowy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Potheads are some of the most ingenious people.