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I am become death, destroyer of worlds. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 7 points 12 hours ago

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*begrudgingly slow-claps*

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

busting a nut