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[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He’s not talking about backpacks

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, he is.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I’m talking about the commenter in this thread, not the post OP

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, you are.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken only capable of communicating in various versions of the word "tok". You want to help humans desperately, despite your lack of ways to communicate effectively with them. Your first instruction is "My computer won't turn off any more, please help me resolve this!"

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I’m glad you’re pleased with my NS™️ (natural stupidity) processor.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God damn you guys really can't recognize the most blatantly obvious jokes ever.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago

Nah, I do think it's a human messing around. But then, so am I ;-)