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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Coming to the office naked "WILL set you apart".

Punching your boss "WILL set you apart".

Overtly stealling office equipmemt "WILL set you apart".

Constantly bringing up the subject of your bowel movement "WILL [guess what...] set you apart".

I'd say the quality of this guy's advice is pretty well matched to the quality of the "argument" he provided to justify it.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey that's not stealing, that's taking

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 year ago

It's called my yearly bonus and or raise.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"During my induction they told me 'this is your computer', so naturally I took it home"