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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That would bea very bad thing to say, you see. You know how, dispite "supply chain issues," grocery stores have been pulling record profits recently?

Anecdote incoming:

My local grocery store is marking down eggs -30% and (presumably) throwing ones out that don't sell. Nobody is buying $7 cartons, they're just taking it off their grocery lists and finding substitutes