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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

There's something extra fun about this post in that alcohol taken anally is far more effective since it bypasses the digestive tract and gets absorbed directly into the blood stream from the colon. Like 2 oz vodka mixed with 4 oz lubricant shot up in an enema will have you SMASHED. So having a few glasses of wine put up there will make that a very memorable Thanksgiving.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Memorable for everyone else, yeah.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ohhhhh yeah.

Had a fling with someone who was into butt chugging for a bit. To not get inappropriately wasted, they'd have 2 oz of wine for an entire evening. This would put them at just past tipsy and they were like 6 ft tall, for reference.

[–] Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I need to hear more about this person.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They were a phenomenal fencer in their heyday and continue to make just the most amazing cookies.

[–] Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a person of renaissance, a true warrior poet.

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