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Voyager's got the right idea (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really feel like freedom units should be hotdogs per second.

It's cheating to use footlongs, btw.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Hotdogs aren't standardized though. But I guess we could agree to use Kirkland Signature hotdogs, you know, the ones Costco sells for $1.50 + soda at the food court.