Hello there. I'm going to say something really absurd so bear with me. I am a time traveler from the year 2035. Elon musk is secretly researching on time machine. I was traveling back in time to stop the attacks of 9-11 from happening. But the fuel came too short on my time machine. The time machine uses coke to refuel. I would gladly buy it myself. But the problem is, in the future the currency has changed. So I have no choice but to ask you for the help. Please lend me three dollars so that I can buy 2 cans of coke. The small amount of money can save hundreds of lives. Im not simply begging either. My employer will pay me a huge amount of money for this task. I'll keep a large portion ready for u in 10 years.

Thank you.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know, I don't even care if this is spam. You get an upvote.

[–] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't get coke? :(

/jk

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll tell you, brother, if I had coke, I wouldn't be sharing.

[–] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

mean :(