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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I might get nuked for this, but I feel like we're arguing for or against the best way for Republicans to violate our rights. Neither of these options are okay, and the TSA is a fucking poorly funded play.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

So are you saying to encourage the stupid people to think that the scanners will make you gay so they'll get frisked instead? Interesting way to think about it.

"Nah, nah, that will make me gay. You there, feel me up instead."

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Exactly.