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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday (www.thedailybeast.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It would be cool if no one went. Just him, Musk, and some right wing drifters on empty streets.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It be cool if the protests were so big they had to cancel the parade route

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago (1 children)

that gives him opportunity to use the tanks. :\

[–] mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 minutes ago

The people in the tanks needs to agree with him then ;)