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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday (www.thedailybeast.com)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 23 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Where was he when the dead soldiers were returning last week?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

I know it was a rhetorical question and you probably knew the answer, but he was playing golf

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-skips-dover-soldiers-golf_n_67effa46e4b0bb67eb7acc1a

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 14 points 6 hours ago

Pooping his nappy on the fairway