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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was told blue looks good on me by a girl.

10 years later, most of my shirts are blue.

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

I hope she wasn't colour blind 😬

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Purple for me. Fortunately I like it too.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Turns out she was making a BJ joke and occasionally lies awake cringing at the joke that everyone missed.