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Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 57 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Many conservative American women strive to look like this, not just the news anchors. Among the women in orbit around Trump there are several with this same look. It's all very artificial, with lots of makeup and plastic surgery, but apparently it's an ideal in Republican circles.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

trump chooses people like pam bondi, because it looks his daughter.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

It's why he married his wife. Dude really wants to fuck his daughter. In fact so does his best friend vince mcmahon

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago

Barbie-wannaby, including the plastic

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The other day we were watching a clip of that Goldigging Whore Press Secretary walking up to deliver an outdoor press conference, and she had two blonde clones trailing behind her. We all commented on how weird it was.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

thats her replacement, incase trump wants to oust her.

[–] trash@lemm.ee 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 9 points 21 hours ago

Superficial? Quite possibly.