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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or it's the opposite and you're getting pity compliments. You're probably a pretty nice guy though, otherwise you wouldn't get any compliments.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have had a few people that I don't remember meeting describe me as "the friendliest guy in IB."

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Irritated bowels?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a more accurate description of this town than its real name, lol

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Istan Bul?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not Constantinople,

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

Well still, if you have a date in Constantinople they'll be waiting in Istanbul.