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[โ€“] CrateDane@feddit.dk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not just have a small aliquot of each stool deposit diverted into an HPLC/UPLC with AI checking the chromatogram?

[โ€“] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Same reason Tesla lost LIDAR and went vision only - ~~its good enough~~ cost.