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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] Frjttr@lemm.ee 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That wouldn’t stop the market crashing.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If a stock falls in the market when there's no ticker watching, does it go red?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

*and your fan base doesn't have tangible investments

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well, if you don't look at the problem, it goes away. It's not rocket surgery!

"If we don't record COVID numbers, there will be nothing to report!"

"If we don't track the number of people dying by gun violence, there will be nothing to report."

"If we don't count the number of people dying in our overheated prisons, there will be nothing to report."

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

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