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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)
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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, so you're not subscribed to shitme™? For a low monthly subscription they send you a sealed, self-addressed and postage-paid container to deposit your feces in, it gets sent to a sorting facility and distributed via drones or delivery drivers directly to your home toilet, where the feces are flushed in the privacy and safety of your own home! The peace-of-mind alone is worth the $39.98 a month. Up until now, the only challenge has been flushing the toilet while you're still at the office, this way you NEVER have to go home!

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Shit like a world leader