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Anon is worried about men (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go outside, there are no bugs.

My neighborhood is alive with cicadas every night and there's no shortage of mosquitoes biting.

I'm inside the Houston loop, too. Not out in the boonies. Spiderwebs in my garage. Toads in my drainage ditch. I assume they're eating something.

I drove from Victoria BC to Fairbanks AK three years ago without washing my windshield.

That's pretty normal in the winter. Try it again after a big rainstorm.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Was June 2021