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Medical student convicted of raping another student escapes sentence as “He is young and talented” (www.vrt.be)

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[–] Rin@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh... you didn't hear

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, so women can't have sex while drunk or else it's automatically rape? TIL I rape my wife every time.

[–] ihatefascist@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

Disgusting human you are

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world -2 points 14 hours ago

So, if you and I hang out, get drunk, you pass out, and I'm all up in ya, it's not rape?

Cool. I"m going to a party next weekend. Want to go? What's it going to be like? Drinking, fighting, crying, fucking. Who all's going? Just me and you. Interested?