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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 165 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This reminds me of the rapist Brock Turner, aka Allen Turner, the rapist.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

Yes, the rapist Brock Allen Turner is also the first thing that crossed my mind. How he got away after raping that girl and now is even trying to change his name.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh Allen Turner? Who started using his middle name instead of Brock Turner? Because he raped an unconscious woman behind a dumpster? That guy? (Brock/Allen Turner?)

I just want to be sure I'm thinking of the right guy...

https://www.cnn.com/2016/06/06/us/sexual-assault-brock-turner-stanford/index.html

This Brock Allen Turner right?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Does the rapist Brock Allen Turner still live in Oakwood Ohio, a wealthy suburb of Dayton Ohio?

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

Hey all, anyone who cares about/is interested in knowing more about the crime committed by the rapist Brock Allen Turner should read Know My Name, written by the woman who was actually assaulted, Chanel Miller.

I highly recommend listening to the audio book, as she reads it herself and has a powerful voice.