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The programmer's answer?
"Works for me and my sister."
Then we'll ship you and your sister.
And that’s how docker was born!
Either that or incest porn.
Still logs the issue
Dev sets status to won't do
Wait 2 months
P1 production issue: Exactly what I logged 2 months ago just written out worse
I was once on a team that would filter out staging-only bugs in bug triage meetings. The team would only ever fix a bug if it was found in production. It was exactly as foot-gun as it sounds.
Okay I think the term 'foot-gun' is supposed to evoke the image of someone loading a gun and pointing it at their own foot. I can't help trying to picture a gun thats operated by a foot. Like a mech suit with a robot leg that also fires massive tank shattering shells when you do a roundhouse kick as a human operator. Or a veteran prosthetic leg that's also a rifle when you kick it the right way.
The brain rot seeps just a little bit more every time I see the term 'foot-gun' please help.
Yeah, that's about the level of ordinance I'm talking about, just aim that gun-foot at the other gun-foot and you've got the right picture 😆
Noooo 😭