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The whole key is to find more benefits!
Like crippling debt! Being overworked and underpaid! Being marginalized and abused by fellow citizens! Being cooked alive like a frog in a pot because of global warming! Being used to fight and kill one another by leaders because of their microscopic dicks! Filling our bodies with microplastics while being told that everything is fine! Financing a home for your actual entire life!
There's so much to look forward to ๐ฅฐ
I cope with things I can't control one day at a time. Today I didn't get drafted, keel over dead from global warming or microplastics, go bankrupt or insane, didn't get deported, AI hasn't stolen my identity or kilt ma dawg, and I have lots of hobbies. It's a good day.
Nah you just need more friends with benefits.
I mean, I'm open to the opportunity... ๐