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In the UK, if you ever notice that the guy in front of you has trouble at the urinal, breathe soothingly down his neck and make reassuring tutting noises.
It's a tradition that dates back to the 10th century
In the US it's considered polite to hold their dicks for them.
But sometimes this can be uncomfortable... Are you able to just confidently walk up and grab it or do you loudly first ask "DO YOU NEED A HAND?!"
Most of the time this makes them super uncomfortable, which is great! Better them than me. But other times they're way too okay with it.
stream power is too unpredictable, it always gets in my eye
In the UK itโs tradition to ignore the queue and rush right to the front of the line.
In order to shake hands with the unemployed
I hear it really help the pee to come out when you stand next to the person and touch your dick to his dick while peeint yourself.
Don't cross the streams.
That's considered a compliment in many cultures