Off My Chest
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It’s the rule of cool, and yes, it is annoying. It manifests in all sorts of ways, and in sword fighting, there are some other cliches as well, such as having a very long fight, very short distance, spinning, sounds etc.
Just like with guns and explosions you have all sorts of weird reality defying things. Like, when was the last time you saw someone shooting and throwing grenadines in a mine or a tunnel? The sound and pressure damage is incredibly harmful in a closed environment like that, but that’s not cool, so the directors don’t care.
Realistically though, sword fights would be over in a few swings, and the reverse gripper would be bleeding on the ground. Throwing a grenade in a mine would end the shootout for everyone involved. Conmando style machine gun firing is just fantasy in every level, but oh boy, is it cool to watch.
This made me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAzY28C8Syc
Exactly. Better watch your distance, or you get stabbed in the chest. If you’re using a reverse grip, you’re basically begging for the other person to exploit the reach of their weapon.
Although, it can be cool to see dumb tricks fail spectacularly. Actually, that would be a really cool idea for a movie. The protagonist is the only one who takes it seriously, while everyone else is just trying to look cool. No plot armor is needed, because the protagonist can just exploit all the mistakes, and massacre everyone.
Like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo
🤣 Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. The look on Indy’s face says it all. He must have been thinking like: “Seriously? I don’t have the time or energy for this nonsense. I’m so done with this.”