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Florida debates lifting some child labor laws to fill jobs vacated by undocumented immigrants. (lite.cnn.com)

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Florida has been working for years to crack down on employers that hire undocumented immigrants. But that presented a problem for businesses in the state that are desperate for workers to fill low-wage and often undesirable jobs.

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[–] libra00@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hahahaha oh my. This was their plan? Get rid of immigrants to return jobs to American fucking 8 year olds? Fucking lol.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They yearn for the mines!

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I once saw a reddit post in which someone asked what the most Libertarian thing anyone can think of is. The best answer I saw was 'An 8 year old coal-miner smoking a crack pipe.'

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't understand. Only poor 8 year olds would need to work. The normal 8 year olds will be unaffected. /s

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the right seems fine with their policies hurting other people as long as it doesn't hurt them, so fair point.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

~~n~~ ,