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I could legitimately see this happening, by now. Fox News builds it up for a week, then Trump/Musk make a big spectacle of sending it back and replacing it with a giant statue of Trump.
Made of plastic, made in China
Don't bring that thought into reality.
You can picture it, can't you. The entire thing covered in shitty gold spray paint. My God, it's becoming so clear now...
Edit: Fun fact, Grok wouldn't create the same image featuring Kamala Harris.
No that’s not right - you gotta lose the torch and make it look like he’s “sending his heart out to the world”
Edit: also, holy censorship, Batman :O that is wild.
Why is it so low res
Tacheon particles traveling backwards through (what you perceive as) time are clouding visibility into the near future
Images from the Future are usually not as clear.
Wait until that 20/20 hindsight
Far fewer visionaries emerged in 2020 than those of us with a penchant for puns would have liked 🫤
Fwiw: that you know of
Good point 😁
Could you set the arm at a slightly lower and rightward angle? Open palm, maybe?
They'd probably melt it down instead, just to avoid giving it back.
A giant dump would also fit to the current timeline.
They're the same picture.