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Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 23 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Things that make about as much sense as "Conservative Environmentalist":

  • Anarcho Bidenism
  • People that enjoy fruitcake
  • Jumbo shrimp
  • For Profit Social Services
  • Anarcho Capitalism
  • People referring to a lion being the ‘king of the jungle’ without realising lions don’t live in jungles.
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Fruitcake is actually really nice, provided you make it yourself. Those bricks they sell in stores are nothing like the real thing. I think the store sold stuff is intended as replacements for structural support walls.

[–] HiroProtagonist@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

If you toast it with peanut butter its almost edible.