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You'd think god would protect the pope so they wouldn't need bulletproof glass.
Almost like the pope doesn't trust him or ... gasp, doesn't believe it to exist.
He could but he just doesn't feel like it
Man was in a terrible flood and climbed up to the roof to avoid the water that kept rising. He was very religious and so when a boat came by and offered hep he said, " God will save me" and refused to go. The water rose higher and a jetski came by and offered to help, but again the man said, "God will save me". The water rose even higher and a helicopter came by and lowered a ladder, and again he refused and said "God will save me". The waters kept rising, swept the man into the flood and he drowned.
In heaven, the man speaks to God and says" why didn't you save me?"
God replies, "I sent a boat, a jetski and a helicopter! What more did you want?"