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How software projects are managed (lemmy.ml)

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My delivery manager says he committed to a date. I’m a software engineer - I never commit to anything, and certainly not dates.

[–] DavesNotHere@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes external actors set the date for you and it’s your job to figure out how. I worked in health care IT and heath care regulators don’t play around. You can and will be fined heavily for missing deadlines.