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If the owner is dead then you get to pet
If the owner is dead, you must scritch head.
I love rules that rhyme!
What if I'm also there. And a court concludes I maaay have had some small part in the owner's death? Am I still allowed to pet it then (after it gets x-rayed coming into the prison)?
Be wary of killing the service dog's owner as this may upset the dog.
Eh, they're just a client. Service Pupper is all business.
Is still a good dog, so yes. Pet
I mean, this is gonna happen long after the petting is over. Go nuts.